Motel? Hotel? Definitely the Holiday Inn

By adamcoulter

I recently returned from a week in Central America, for the Central America Travel Market, in San Salvador.

I knew very little about this part of the world, save what I picked up over the years: political unrest, violence, scary gangs, Mayan ruinsMayan ruins (that’s me in Copan, Honduras, site of one of the most intricate Mayan ruins in the world), banana republics etc.

And although a lot of this is based on truth, in just a week I had all my preconceptions blown apart.

We started in Costa Rica, the so-called Switzerland of Central America (no army, no historical political unrest), where due to appalling intra-country flight connections, we were forced to spend the night.

Reading the itinerary on the flight over, my heart sank when I read where we would be staying – the Holiday Inn Express by the airport. Do I need to write those words again for full impact? – Holiday. Inn. Express (not even a Holiday Inn). Airport.

I swear it could not have been more welcoming, efficient and comfortable if it was a Four Seasons.

Let me list the things I loved about it in no particular order:

– Free (and fully working) Wi-Fi

– clean

– well-stocked mini-bar

– good products in the bathroom

– free international calls (I kid you not)

– free water

– coffee-making facilities and excellent local coffee

– comfy bed

– packed breakfast for early flights

– flight departure board in the lobby

– friendly, helpful staff

I could go on, but you get the idea. This is an airport hotel which by rights should be simply functional, yet it somehow transcended that and instead was a real haven for a weary traveller.

In fact, my companion and I liked it so much that on our return (during another interminable layover), we booked it again for the day at an incredibly reasonable $10/hour.

I wish I had taken a picture of the place to share with you!

By contrast, the previous 10 hours on a flight from Madrid to San José with Iberia were brutal.

I’d flown Iberia many times short-haul and apart from the odd brusque flight attendant, I really had nothing bad to say about it. Smart fleet, OK food, comfortable seats.

I’d heard vaguely that it left something to be desired long-haul, but nothing prepared me for what I was about to experience.

First the plane: no seat-back TVs, just TVs hanging from the ceiling. Frayed, uncomfortable, cramped chairs. Beaten up old toilets.

Just a feeling of neglect. Then the crew: rude, surly, indifferent and at times offensive.

I repeatedly had to ask for a glass of water – not unreasonable on a 10-hour flight– and was repeatedly told to get back in my seat and wait for trolley service.

When we did beg a bottle of water feigning illness, I had the temerity to ask for another glass and was told to finish what I had. I kid you not.

And the food was hands down worst I’ve ever had on a flight. Purporting to be chicken, it did not look, taste or smell anything like it, and I gave up after one mouthful.

So, the moral of this story is…? I won’t let pre-conceptions blind me again. Oh, and if you are ever in the region of a Holiday Inn Express I urge you to stay there.

Trust me, you will not be disappointed.

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